Brown sugar, just like a young girl should...
Today I announced that I was going to make a chocolate and caramel tray bake, something I've never done before. "Oh" said Mike, "Sticky Fingers!"

Bother. I was worried that he had made it at primary school - and here was I thinking that the recipe might be difficult! But it turned out his mum had made it, and that was what they called it.

While making the biscuit base, I wasn't sure whether it should go like breadcrumbs or in a ball like pastry, so I rang my mother. "Oh" she said, "Millionaire's Shortbread!"

Annoyingly, she followed up by saying "very easy, I've done it lots of times" and even more annoyingly she said she was planning to make it herself this weekend. I spend my life trying to be different and look what happens!

So I guess it's "Millionaire's Sticky Fingers".

(Hence the lyrics in the title. I don't know why I bother...)